Bacon Anywhere

Breakfast is our favorite meal of the day, without question. Quiche, waffles, strawberries, cereal, yogurt, mimosas, biscuits, cheesy grits etc. etc. etc. But what is one to do when they want a big steaming pile of syrupy pancakes and bacon at work? In the car? On a boat? In the middle of the woods?
Lollyphile has our answer. Check out their deelish gourmet Maple-Bacon Lollipops, which begin with a base of pure Vermont maple syrup, and end with big salty chunks of sustainable, organic, cured bacon.
So now you can feel free to go skiing, delicious entree in tow.
Less is More

We’ve all dreamt of dressing (and undressing) Johnny Depp. Now’s our chance!
The electrifying Stardoll website lets you pick one of hundreds of celebs and dress them in whatever ensemble strikes your fancy. From tightie whities and combat boots on Johnny to Jimmy Choos and minidresses on SJP, your fashion dreams are sure to come true.
It may not get that big contract signed, but it’s a nice way to spend a lunch break or two.
American Pie

Fourth of July cake, brats, kraut, pie and keg got you down? Us too.
For something else just as American (but a heck of a lot more inspiring than your gluttonous picnic), visit MizFitOnline. This fitness industry guru offers cool food recs, workout tips and all sorts of other healthy advice, along with personal experiences.
There’s nothing like motivation, education and humor to help you feel better in those all-American short shorts.
She’s on Fire

Your bikini is pinching your sides and your nephew just called you fat. It’s time.
Make an appointment with Bret Contreres at his gym Lifts, where he’ll melt away your muffin tops and buns with just a few sessions on the Skorcher, the ultimate butt buster. Already a hit with major celebrities and a gift in award show baskets, the machine shows results in only a few weeks. If you’re not into gyms, order the machine on his site for only $295. We know a certain bride who dropped numerous sizes and had to have her wedding dress altered because of her Skorcher encounter. If that’s not enough proof, we don’t know what is.
Now all you need to do is drop the doughnut.
Pink Pearls

When you were little you had your trusty Pink Pearl eraser to smudge out the mistakes you made on math tests. The perfect, beautiful rectangle flawlessly buffed off even the tiniest graphite smears. Now, two major problems face you every day- under your eyes. And these boo-boos require a little more effort.
Enter Benefit’s miraculous Erase Paste, the ultimate in damage-control. Aside from having the most vanity-worthy packaging of any concealer we know, this little tub comes with a mini spatula to keep the stuff away from your acrylics. Dip it into the pink-hued makeup, smear on the back of your hand, then brush it under your eyes and over any other troubled areas. Blend, and don’t say we didn’t tell you so. The pretty shades melt into most skin tones flawlessly, and truly do cover problems better than anything else we’ve tried.
Though we’re pretty sure it won’t help you on your GMAT.
Here Today…Here Tomorrow

There’s nothing grosser than the thought of all the paper and plastic containers it takes to keep hydrated in our hotter than hot climate. It’s just too convenient to swing through that Starbucks drive-thru for a latte or pick up another Evian bottle before getting in the AJ’s check-out line.
Charles and Marie have a cup for pre-sale that feels just as cool and won’t ruin your hydrated lifestyle, but also keeps the seagulls alive and landfills spacious. This little ceramic beauty mimics your favorite store-bought coffee cup, and even has a reusable silicone top to keep you from spilling! Pre-order now for only $20, because the site continually sells out.
Summer Sucks

Sure, it’s hot out. But we don’t care. No matter the month, temperature or current climate, it is never too soon for Fall fashion.
And the beautiful Saks Fifth Avenue has the new fall line of Gucci handbags and glorious boots out already.
We’ll wear these knee-high leather suckas to the pool if we have to.
Plastic Makes Perfect

Designers are famous for breaking molds.
This delightful Design Within Reach King Louis Ghost Armchair designed by Phillippe Starck actually breaks the mold by using a mold, as it modifies the Kartell Louis XV chair with black, clear and white plastic injection-molded polycarbonate.
If the modern twist on a classic wasn’t cool enough, this little beauty is scratchproof and weather-resistant, so it can be used both indoors and outdoors as commercial or residential decor. And because it’s the “ghost” armchair, it fits with nearly every color scheme, design aesthetic and season-making it the most versatile designer twist ever.
Clearly.
It’s Electric!

The desert is rough, hot and dark, which means one thing for it’s inhabitants.
Daily showers (and numerous blow-dries), A/C cranked to it’s breaking point 7 months per year, and hours upon hours spent in cool, light-filled homes, watching LOST. As if our power bills weren’t ridiculous enough, now we’ll have to turn on our furniture.
Lee Broom, the ultimate in quirky luxury, has created these amazing French-inspired fluorescent bulb-adorned furniture and accessories, which we’re willing to shell out extra monthly electricity cash for. Offering incredible nightstands, mirrors, chairs, lounges and more, this English designer has crowds of chic customers completely, well, turned on.
Pieces of Me

Scrapbooking should be fun, but is too exhausting to actually get through in one setting. Usually it takes hundreds of dollars and a few weekends of developing, cutting, gluing, sticking and rearranging to finally have something to be proud of. And even then, you feel passe and a little dorky for investing so much time into a book of your drunken houseboat pictures.
Bighugelabs has quite the extensive library of cool Flikr toys, which can do just about anything with your digital snapshots. Our favorite is the mosaic maker, which takes your favorite photos and turns them into a fun quilt of pics. You choose the order, number of tiles, border and background shades, and voila- a perfect, bite-size reminder of your Havasu vacation in two minutes flat, minus the trip to that seedy strip-mall Michael’s.