Nobody likes waking up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom. It doesn’t help that the seat is an icy 45 degrees. Well kiss that cold butt goodbye. Believe it or not, you can also get rid of toilet paper, air fresheners and flushing.
The Japanese have been into high-tech toilets for decades. Toto Ltd., based in Kitakyushu Japan, has released the multi-function Washlet series in the US, abolishing every toilet bummer you can think of. Practically cars, they come in the S400, S300, E200 and C100 models.
The nicest model, a fully-equipped automated seat cover, features an integrated bidet. It offers front/rear cleanse, pulsating fountains, soft cleanse and oscillating settings, as well as an aimable stream for your gentle cleansing spray. It also dries your nether regions with an adjustable shot of warm air. A heated seat, which can be adjusted between 79 and 97 degrees keeps your bum comfy, and the neutralizing air purifier makes for an even more enjoyable experience. Leaving the toilet is just as pleasant- autoflush does the work for you and the innovative softclose seat eliminates seatslam, ensuring a silent exit every time.
Did we mention it’s all controlled by a wireless remote? Talk about the ultimate in luxury. For your can.
