Hero For A Day

We all feel a little bit like heroes. Some of us feel that way because we can’t stop watching that show on NBC and we’re getting a little too into it. Some feel that way because we attend numerous black-tie charity fashion show dinners. Some feel that harping on their dads to stop smoking is a way of saving lives. I feel lke a hero cause my brother is allergic to peanuts and I stopped him from eating this granola bar that said “may or may not include nuts” on the label.

All good reasons.

Well legitimize your fascinations with yourself by visiting Hero Builders, the site that custom-builds action figures to look just like you. That’s right. For only $425 they’ll make the mold and one figure. You then pick the colors, tattoos, clothing, and options, right down to the last earring. Oh, and don’t forget to look through their available weapons for the gun/machete/bow and arrow that fits you best, and record your voice clip if you want to build a talking doll.  After they’ve perfected you, order $39.95 replicas for all of your adoring fans.

You do have fans, don’t you?