There’s nothing like excitedly finding a forgotten Chanel lip gloss in your glove compartment, untwisting the top, removing the wand, and seeing a completely separated mess. 50% crusty + 50% oil = 100% disgusting. There are also moldy lipstick, rock-solid nail polish and gluey foundation moments that can ruin a good makeup sesh.

Timestrip can help calm your fears of a chunky Lip Smacker experience. These time and environmentally-aware adhesive strips let you know when your coveted Chanel Black Satin nail polish, DiorShow Mascara and Stila Lip Crayons have met or passed their prime.

The choice of tossing as directed or ignoring all warnings is up to you.

Gossip Girl here. You know you love B’s buttoned-up, curly-headed, tucked-in prepster style. No matter what occasion, every aspect is perfectly thought-out.

Get it yourself with this Metallic Jeweled Headband. Perfect with your grillion-dollar handbags, patterned tights, Mary-Janes and sweater vests.

Now all you need is a cheating boyfriend, disloyal mother and shady best friend.

Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up. What once was just the Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra is now an entire Fantasy Lingerie Set.

This magical and useless ensemble comes complete with a bra, thong (ow!), garter, barrette and cuff bracelet, and is valued at $4.5 million. It’s encrusted with yellow sapphires, rubies, diamonds, and emeralds, which are now thoughtfully mounted on more comfortable materials. That’s right, no more straight diamond/boob action. It’s modeled by Selita Ebanks, a VS rookie.

Let’s hear it for ice cold bling on a steaming hot babe!

Your little angel has been so naughty lately on those impromptu flights. Help her kick back, relax in that overhead compartment and enjoy the friendly skies.

The Juicy Couture Doggy Jet Set kit will make her feel loved. It includes dog parfum, soft spot mist, moist pawlettes and a fun little toy to keep her occupied on that red-eye.

Saks Fifth Avenue has the entire dog collection, from nail pawlish to paw balm and house spray.

When you were in high school, didn’t you just want to sock those popular jocks for acting so self-congratulatory, obnoxious and mean-spirited? We remember the exact outfit J.T. Craig was wearing when he stole our Piccolo in 9th grade - especially his powder blue polo with the popped collar.

Well this Tragically Hip Polo embodies everything we wanted to say to that tool.

Sport one in remembrance of the angry, unpopular band geek you once were.

Looking for a festive, glittery holiday garment? Every year you try to find that fun piece, spend a grip of money on it, and wear it to two parties.

J. Crew, masters of fun holiday apparel, are out with their amazing and fun plaids, sparkles and sequins already. This “Glitterati Mini” sequined skirt goes for $200, and is a fun neutral to mix in with your work clothes and going-out attire. Dress it up, dress it down.

Buy it now and get some real use out of it!

Your lame High School friends keep poking you on Facebook, and Myspace is just plain trashy. Don’t you wish you could just connect with successful and important people like yourself?

There’s an online networking site that all the high society people of the world use. A Small World is an elite site that offers “like-minded individuals with an appreciation for quality in life to reach and interact” with a “discriminating global community of decision makers.”

Pseudo-intellectuals can talk about pretty much anything on the forums, members can network, message eachother, discuss travel, and recommend restaurants and stuff to eachother.

Want to join? Too bad, you have to be invited.

It’s Electric!

Looking to light your entryway with something fresh and modern? No candlelit or stuffy chandeliers here. This striking and sophisticated flourescent piece is made of 16 acrylic panels and lit from within. Light is emitted from not only the bulb- it escapes through each panel too, creating a beautiful and attention-grabbing setting.

Therese Chandelier, $2,199.

You may or may not remember little Alexandra Vidal from the first season of Project Runway. Long, crazy extensions, accent, Miami flair, ability to drive Rob crazy. She went down in a blaze of glory after designing a swimsuit not even an Olsen twin could fit in.

Well she’s still in action, and her demure new line of beautiful spring pastels is lightyears away from the bikini that caused her downfall.

AlexandraVidal.com

Who’s ready for an electrifying, gut-busting, murderous good time? Hardee’s is, and they wrapped it all up in a flour tortilla.

Their latest amalgamation combines two loaded ham, sausage, bacon and cheddar omelets, five mini hashbrowns and a hearty splash of country gravy for the heaviest and most disturbing breakfast we’ve ever seen. This portable Country Breakfast Burrito weighs in at 920 calories and 60 grams of fat. Still hungry? Make a real meal out of it with extra hash rounds and coffee.

With a diaper-sized burrito in tow for b-fast, we hope Hardee’s customers practice a little discipline for lunch. Their chicken salad might be a nice choice. It’s onion rings and crispy chicken top out at only 1,100 calories and 83 grams of fat.

Scarf down more info at MSNBC and Hardee’s.