Fantasy Woman

Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up. What once was just the Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra is now an entire Fantasy Lingerie Set.

This magical and useless ensemble comes complete with a bra, thong (ow!), garter, barrette and cuff bracelet, and is valued at $4.5 million. It’s encrusted with yellow sapphires, rubies, diamonds, and emeralds, which are now thoughtfully mounted on more comfortable materials. That’s right, no more straight diamond/boob action. It’s modeled by Selita Ebanks, a VS rookie.

Let’s hear it for ice cold bling on a steaming hot babe!