Bag Lady

Can’t decide which Coach bag to get your ungrateful daughter? Trying to pick out the perfect YSL or Chanel tote? Looking for the discontinued Tom Ford for Gucci horsebit purse you can finally afford? It’s hard to make expensive purse purchases. Sometimes we all need second opinions- husbands get restless and girlfriends get jealous.
Enter The Purse Forum, the ultimate blog for designer handbag lovers. This amazing site has threads for photos, identifying counterfeits, special online discount codes and special sales, purse comparisons, Ebay finds and endless discussions on crocodile, patent leather, pony hair, quilted, monogrammed and buttery soft bags.
In one day your daughter will have her new hobo, you’ll have made your decision on Chanel, and Tom Ford will officially be yours. It’s not exactly the most financially responsible website to frequent, but you’ll fit right in.
Cleaning Up

Hate covering your Malandrino cocktail dress with those ugly canvas aprons? It’s not fun to be the lamest-looking babe at your own dinner party, but it’s the only way to keep from having to scrub sweet potatoes off your lace trim.
Snatch up one of these beautiful Heavenly Hostess aprons. It will keep your food off your fashion, and allow you to showcase the domestic goddess you are.
Ring in the New Year

Jealous of your friend Margo’s giant ring from her hot boyfriend? And the Yurman her parents gave her for graduation? And the right-hand ring she bought herself when she got that huge account? We are too. And what do you buy a girl who already has so many priceless pieces of jewelry?
A bling holder. That’s right. You may not be able to top the precious pieces she has, so complement them with this little guy.
Losers in Love

You wear a retainer to bed, can’t miss One Tree Hill, know all the words to High School Musical and snort when you laugh.
He can’t get enough of his new zip drive, actually uses one of those printing calculators at work, wears an old-school timex watch, and tucks his shirt in his tightie-whities every morning.
Maybe the two of you should show the world how lame you really are by wearing a set of these nerd + dork rings. You’ll get a have a gentle reminder every day of your geeky counterpart, and all the kids waiting in line for PS3 games at Walmart are sure to be really jealous.
Smitten

Like taking long walks with your honey? Don’t let the cold ruin the romance.
These Smittens come with two outside mittens and one “tandem mitten” which holds both of your chilly hands in the same fleecy pouch.
Now you can take your winter wonderland walks and still feel the heat.
Sweet Potato Heaven
Thursday November 22nd 2007, 2:02 pm
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Flair News

Looking for another alternative to the usual Thanksgiving yams?
Check out Food Network’s Sweet Potato Balls, which have secret surprises inside!
Sweet potatoes are mixed with O.J., wrapped around giant marshmallows, coated in coconut and baked. They will leave you happier, a little unhealthier, and a whole lot more thankful for Paula Deen.
100 Wondrous Calories

Those little hundred-calorie packs are onto something.
We weren’t really too impressed by the cheese powder-covered “Cheeto” balls or the cardboard wheat things. And those Oreo chips were just a joke. But now, Hostess has somehow managed to make their delicious cupcakes practically calorie-free. Three little creme-filled cakes are plenty in the satisfaction department, come in carrot cake/cream cheese, chocolate/chocolate and golden/chocolate combos, and are packed with up to five grams of fiber!
Sign us up for about 50 boxes, please.
Sick Shirt

Looking for a hilarious holiday wardrobe alternative to your usual reindeer sweater? Check out Hot Topic’s Grindhouse Thanksgiving Shirt.
It may gross out your aunt and sister, but at least your brother and his friends will like it.
Popularity Bottled

High school was rough. You wore bucket hats and board shorts, had pink hair, chapped lips that never went away and a ridiculous beanie baby collection. There was a confident, charismatic popular girl inside- she was just trapped underneath the braces and band uniform.
Maybe if you had Benefit’s Miss Popularity Precision Highlighter you could have freed her. This all-over brightening cream can perk up any feature and get you noticed.
Surely if it had been in your Hello Kitty makeup bag it would have made those jocks notice your décolletage and the popular girls envy your cheekbones.
Lame Husbands, Listen Up

You love your husband and hate to be ungrateful, but you’re a little tired of pretending to like the jewelry he buys you for holidays. It’s straight from those coupons in the newspaper, and everybody knows where it’s from and how much it cost.
Check out this beautiful bauble from Diamond in the Rough. An uncut, unpolished diamond is highlighted by beautiful, glimmering micro pave. No two are the same, all are fabulous.
Just make sure you e-mail your unimaginative hubby the link before he begins his Christmas shopping.