You wear a retainer to bed, can’t miss One Tree Hill, know all the words to High School Musical and snort when you laugh.
He can’t get enough of his new zip drive, actually uses one of those printing calculators at work, wears an old-school timex watch, and tucks his shirt in his tightie-whities every morning.
Maybe the two of you should show the world how lame you really are by wearing a set of these nerd + dork rings. You’ll get a have a gentle reminder every day of your geeky counterpart, and all the kids waiting in line for PS3 games at Walmart are sure to be really jealous.

