Feeling a little down in the dumps? Pop one of these Gold Pills to make your, um, excrement sparkle.

Each one is full of 24k gold flakes and dipped in gold. Created by Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid, makers of the $2000 CC Phone, this $425 pill does absolutely nothing but “increase your self-worth.”

Enjoy the high for a day or two.

You’re a softie, but your friends and family don’t need to know about it. Fake it with this Be Tough shirt from Charles & Marie.

It may come in handy when you fake threaten people and pretend to rob banks.

Sometimes we can’t help but feel a little passe as we ring bells, carol and decorate trees. It’s hard not to, when they did the same things in “Little Women” in the 1860’s.

Now, you can update at least one of your holiday traditions by purchasing a Mod Gingerbread House from Red Envelope. This single-story home has a rock garden, garage, and spot to personalize the home for the hip, cool family of your choice.

Just avoid the gumdrops and candy canes to keep it from looking tacky.

Your boss is a big guy, always swooping in with an angry look on his face to bark ridiculous orders at you. It’s too bad he can’t just lighten up.

Well snap a photo of his scowl on your iphone, upload it on Elf Yourself, and watch him dance! This site allows you to upload several pics at a time, make an army of dancing elves, and blast it to your whole office.

Maybe a little holiday cheer will make those crazy demands dwindle.

The disease otherwise known as “statement tees” is enough to make any person beg for mercy. Just say no to those overpriced, mass-produced stupid shirts everybody has.

Shirt.woot.com has a colorful, weird, graphic shirt for sale each day, and is one of the last sites left that carries quality merch. They’re $10, actually funny, and quite original. And don’t worry, they aren’t as abundant as they seem- the 100% cotton American Apparel tees are limited edition, often selling out in only a day.

Get your butt to the site early in the morning to make sure you snatch up the good designs. And if you aren’t into snarkwear, try woot.com for cool electronic finds at great prices, and wine.woot.com for daily deals on pinot, cab, and zinf.

Is your dog being particularly angelic lately? Christmas is in the air, and they must sniff Santa.

Treat your darling pup to Buddy Biscuits, they cutest and most delicious treats out there. Only $5.95 will get you a gigantic box of gingerbread man-shaped, all-natural bones.

Oh and by the way, these are practically tasty enough to serve at your annual Christmas party. With rolled oats, gingerbread, molasses and no meaty ingredients, they’re basically cookies. They smell so nice, in fact, you may find yourself stealing a bite.

Just don’t eat too many. Santa is watching you.