Party in Your Pants

Feeling a little down in the dumps? Pop one of these Gold Pills to make your, um, excrement sparkle.

Each one is full of 24k gold flakes and dipped in gold. Created by Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid, makers of the $2000 CC Phone, this $425 pill does absolutely nothing but “increase your self-worth.”

Enjoy the high for a day or two.