You need a Valentine’s gift for the dude who just took you out on a date. You don’t really like him and don’t really trust him, but he took you to that Suns game so you kind of owe him a present.
Check out this brown stoneware and white-glazed Ceramic Condom Caddy from Haus. It’s slightly gross, as there are decorative sperm carved into the lid, but it’s definitely fitting for this guy. Besides, now that you don’t feel indebted to the skeez, you can make a graceful exit. And know that his future guilt-tripped flings will be safe from STD’s.
