There’s nothing like hearing a song you LOVE come on the radio.  Because it’s so unexpected, it’s just so much more satisfying than playing it on itunes.

What if we told you you could have the feeling ALL the time? Log on to Pandora for the ultimate radio experience. Just type the name of an artist or band you enjoy, and the genius Web site creates a perfect radio station for you of songs you’ll enjoy by that artist, and songs that have a similar sound and feel. You can then rate each song to help steer the station in the right direction, and it automatically saves your input. We have yet to dislike a song they’ve chosen for us.

Except for a few on the “Jessica Simpson” station.

Your neighbor’s dog won’t shut up. Every time you pick up the paper, walk to your car, get the mail and mow the lawn the little effer yips at you. But not all watchdogs are bad!

Log on to Airfare Watchdog, which alerts you weekly to the cheapest online airfares. That’s right, you don’t need to peruse Orbitz, Travelocity and Cheaptickets daily to find the best rates anymore! Just sign up, enter your city of origin, and you’ll be e-mailed the cheapest national and international flight rates weekly, with links to sites where you can snap em up. 

Maybe now you can escape from your neighbor’s obnoxious beast more often.

Your bikini is pinching your sides and your nephew just called you fat. It’s time.

Make an appointment with Bret Contreres at his gym Lifts, where he’ll melt away your muffin tops and buns with just a few sessions on the Skorcher, the ultimate butt buster. Already a hit with major celebrities and a gift in award show baskets, the machine shows results in only a few weeks. If you’re not into gyms, order the machine on his site for only $295. We know a certain bride who dropped numerous sizes and had to have her wedding dress altered because of her Skorcher encounter.  If that’s not enough proof, we don’t know what is.

Now all you need to do is drop the doughnut.

You’re finally free of the manipulative, thieving, horrible SOB. He snuck around, cheated and made your life miserable.  But he certainly had good taste in jewelry. And as much as you point fingers, one thing is certain: It’s not the diamond’s fault. 

For the millions of ladies out there who don’t want their old engagement rings, necklaces and other gifts, but definitely aren’t giving them back, there’s ExBoyfriendJewelry. Sellers can make a few bucks by auctioning off cursed bling, and blog about the numerous ways they were done wrong. Buyers can bid on perfectly pretty divorcee jewelry at highly discounted prices.

Finally, a silver (or platinum) lining. 

Elaine Benes once said, “The female body is a work of art. A man’s body is utilitarian… it’s for getting around. Like a Jeep.” 

It’s true. Who doesn’t love to look at girls? Straight men love them for a very obvious reason- shopping around. Gay men love to dish about hot chick clothing, hair extensions and fashion. Lesbians love babes, obvi. Even straight women don’t mind flipping through the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue every year. Chicks are amazing.  Need proof? Magazines with babes on the covers consistently sell the most on newsstands, brides consistently get more attention than grooms, and there’s no such thing as male supermodels. 

There’s something for everyone on our new favorite site Chickipedia- The Wiki of Hot Women. This crazily high-tech (not to mention incredibly thorough) site catalogues basically every girl you can think of. Check out categories, look for that special someone alphabetically, or click “random chick” for a surprise babe. Men will love the photos, vids and certain stats (vices and hookups, among others), and women will pore over every chick’s height, measurements and informative news articles and links. So take a few minutes today, click around, and appreciate a babe or two.

They make the world go round.

…is that you?!

If you’re looking for a laugh, log on to ManBabies, a site that reverses the faces of men and babies in fun family photos.  

Enjoy.

Your boyfriend weighs a buck ten. His metabolism is a well-greased machine, which he packs only nutritious food into. He won’t touch saturated fat, eats veggies and lean meats nonstop and gluten-free Think Thin bars every morning, as you fight your muffin and pastry addiction and battle thunder thighs.

To escape judgement from the stick-thin manorexic, hide your cookies, candy and cakeballs in the secret cookie cavity in this ceramic mug from Charles & Marie.  

For all he knows, you’re just drinking herbal tea.

You’re in the car with your three brothers and some GFs and BFs, and for some unknown reason, the destination is Dunkin Donuts.

Though all of you (except for one) are pretty good eaters normally, the second you step in the door the poor donut guy can’t keep up as you all shout orders at him. Overwhelmed, the five of you leave with a dozen and a half donuts that you didn’t even really want.

Enter Eat This Not That!, an incredible, calorie-saving book by David ZincZenko and Matt Goulding of Men’s Health. This full-color picture book showcases the proper (and improper) choices to make in nearly every national chain, and gives you the calorie, fat, sat. fat and carb counts for the most popular things on the menus.  

For instance, at DD you’d be best off with an egg muffin than a whole wheat bagel and cream cheese or glazed cake donut. Who would’ve thought?

Certainly not you, who spent the rest of the day in a disgusting sugar hangover.

Feeling a little down in the dumps? Pop one of these Gold Pills to make your, um, excrement sparkle.

Each one is full of 24k gold flakes and dipped in gold. Created by Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid, makers of the $2000 CC Phone, this $425 pill does absolutely nothing but “increase your self-worth.”

Enjoy the high for a day or two.

You’re a softie, but your friends and family don’t need to know about it. Fake it with this Be Tough shirt from Charles & Marie.

It may come in handy when you fake threaten people and pretend to rob banks.